Your name is 'Brown Girl Vitamins.' Who is this for?
Can't 'Glow-Up' When Your System is on a 'Slow-Down'?
(It's the #1 'nutrient blockade' holding back your hair, skin, and energy—for Brown Girls in the Coalition.)
We created a 3-stage system to clear the path and unlock your glow—inspired by Caribbean & Ayurvedic wisdom, just like Grandma passed down. 🌿
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Why Prāṇa Samudra™ Sea Moss Actually Works (Unlike $19 TikTok Scams)
- 102 Minerals Unlocked: Organic Irish Moss + Bladderwrack for gut reset & nutrient flood.
- BioPerine® Absorption Key: Boosts uptake 30%—no more "expensive pee."
- Dropshipped Fresh: Vegan, cruelty-free from trusted partners—Long Island LLC quality.
"Week 8—my edges BACK. Crying in the mirror. This is Grandma's glow bottled."
— Tanesha L., Jamaican in Miami ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Share your #PinkPattaGlow journey for free samples!
“Why Do We Face the Same Health Challenges?”
“Energy I Haven’t Felt in Years!”
“My Joints Don’t Hurt Anymore”
“Finally Sleeping Through the Night”
Available Inventory: Extremely Low
Want the full inside-out experience?
Sea moss is the foundation Grandma swore by…
but most aunties level up to the complete crown system within two weeks.
$139
Diaspora Defense
Sea Moss + Collagen + Hair Serum
Gut → Build → Seal. The starter every brown girl needs.
$149
Power-Up
Everything above + Moringa
No more 3pm crash. Energy like back home.
$209
Ultimate + Free Gummies
Most chosen • Limited with bonus
Prices don’t bend.
Unless you family — DM us. We’ll see.
Prāṇa Samudra™
Proudly Indo-Caribbean owned • PinkPatta • Brown Girl Vitamins
Every PinkPatta bottle is formulated and manufactured in the USA in an FDA-registered & GMP-certified facility. Batches are third-party tested for purity, potency, and heavy metals — the same clinical-grade standards the big brands use, without the celebrity markup.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Results may vary. Our 180-Day Glow Guarantee is our promise we stand behind your journey — full refund if you don’t love it, no questions asked.
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